Someone who pretends to be living their best life while secretly relying entirely on their mom's bank account and support. Typically characterized by posting aspirational social media content while having their bills, rent, and brunch tabs covered by maternal funding.
1. "I thought I was done being a flomer after college, but here I am asking my mom to Venmo me for rent."
2. "You can’t call me a flomer just because I still bring my laundry to my mom’s house!"
2. "You can’t call me a flomer just because I still bring my laundry to my mom’s house!"
by neilpocalypse December 29, 2024
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Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.
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