Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JuicyBB November 10, 2008

Free Flaping

When i girl doesnt wear underwear

Shes free flaping, while todd there is free balling.

by READAAR March 19, 2006

floating

The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements

I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.

by blake chinn November 19, 2007

floating head

present at warehouse and you are incredibly GAKKED and your head proceeds to float away from the rest of your body.

did you see kenny last night? he was a floating head.

by kris123456 October 15, 2011

Flappingeagle

A human being, usually female, who is most times short of breath, rocks back and forth constantly, and claims to know all about or be a part of every race, religion, or culture.

Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle is a Flappingeagle

by kidtwizt January 12, 2011

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

Lawn Flossing

The act of giving oral sex to a Hairy Partner, and simultaneously getting your teeth flossed by their pubic hairs.

I once saw two hairy lesbians Lawn Flossing.
Some men like Lawn Flossing.

by The_TermPaper February 24, 2011