fitteh

An internet 'nerdy' slang word describing someone as good looking :)

'Wow, that girl is a fitteh' :P

by HappinessBug May 5, 2010

double-fisted fighter pilot

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"

Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."

by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010

two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain June 1, 2010

Double fisted mule kick

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.

Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

by skibby avenger July 30, 2011

union pipe fitter

Lazy fuckers that desire to be union sheet metal workers, with over active tear ducts.

The union pipe fitter sat in the corner watching a union sheet metal worker bang his wife.

by Cptnlngdk January 15, 2018

puzzle-fitter

a compatible and/or ideal mate

I'm sure you'll find another puzzle-fitter.

by julie bing January 24, 2005

Double Fisted Chulupa Grab

The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).

Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.

by AP1318 September 14, 2003