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Filthy Elvis

Giving a girl The Filthy Elvis is when a man is "behind" her and performs a double reverse shocker by placing both hands in the standard shocker position then giving her "four in the stink, two in the pink." Then, when she jumps up angrily and spins around, he gives her some shit sideburns and say "Thank ya', thank ya' very much."
Heather broke up with Tony for giving her The Filthy Elvis.
Filthy Elvis by MCForrest1 December 23, 2008
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filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.
I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!
filthy willy by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Filthy William Tell 

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.
He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.

filthy lemon whore 

a filthy lemon stealing whore
you filthy lemon whore
filthy lemon whore by Corb June 14, 2010

filthy lucre 

ill gottens gains, winnings from gambling of or office pools.
The money Chad won from the NCAA tournament contest was filthy lucre
filthy lucre by Bob Charles March 17, 2004

Filthy Florence 

This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.

filthy rich

to have an abundance of money and wealth

being more than just rich
"Your grandfather has a gigantic mansion, a mercedes-benz, and a pool. He sure is rich"

"Watch you talking about, wangsta. My grandfather ain't rich, he's FILTHY RICH.
filthy rich by cnl balla April 13, 2005