dingleberry fiesta

1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.

2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.

3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.

It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.

by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.

That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.

by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

Fistage

adj. slang
1.Total domination.
2.When someone receives a fist in the anus and thrusts in and out.

"We sure beat that team, it was total fistage"
"The gay man was aroused at the thought of fistage"

by Andrew Wong January 22, 2004

fistake

From the words fucking and mistake, the word fistake means when a guy/girl has sexual intercourse with another guy/girl when they are drunk. The next morning when they realize who they just slept with they realize the just made a fistake.

Kelsey was drunk and fucked Nate, in the morning when she came to it, she realized how big of a fistake she had just made.

by imadeafistake March 30, 2010

fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

by Gary S January 24, 2005

Fiesta taco

n. Do it in the butt.

Fiesta taco. Do it in the butt.

by Sean Evans July 30, 2004

Finsta

A spam Instagram account where people post what they are too afraid to post on their real account. They only want their closest friends seeing instead of their regular instagram followers to see.

“I posted a pic of Kenzie smoking on my finsta”

by Mackssiiw April 10, 2019