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Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
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Fiddlers cream

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.
“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”
by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024
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Fiddler phetamines

A add or adhd dextroamphetamine addict pretending to be a pedophike touhing themselves up to kids in other people.
Fiddler pgetamines are ussually a farmed form of autiatic behavior most commononly knoqn for sons pretwndibg to be there mums.
Duse 1: whya your 10 year old daughrer tgouching my eyes !

Dude 2: shes killing your cousins and thwre mums fiddler phetamines to have a turn herself

Dude 1: clever which
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 11, 2025
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Fiddler Chick

A lesbian with mad finger skills.
Woah! I totally got fiddler chicked! Damn!
by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021
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