Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

fiddle faddle

A problem that turns into a big mess

Transferring army units from one state to the other is a big fiddle faddle.

by zzp August 30, 2011

rusty fiddle

Three gay men have a threesome. One man rides a cock and when the man whose cock is being ridden cums the third man licks all the juices off

Zack, Larry, and Bob are freaks. They do a rusty fiddle at least twice a week.

by AssLicker6968 February 20, 2018

Bitch Fiddle

A derogatory term toward a standard 6-string guitar by someone who plays a guitar with 7 or more strings.

My Dean ML Modified 8 8-string would smash that fuckin bitch fiddle.

by Kung Fu Underwear Dogface Ninj October 29, 2019

Fiddle-faggot

A term describing a flamboyant bard/ren fair lute player

Daddy, daddy! I wanna see the fiddle-faggot perform!

by Farting Forrester July 12, 2022

Fiddle sticking

When an old man is trying to pee outside in the winter but it recoils everytime he starts peeing causing him to fiddle around longer than normal

Pops quit fiddle sticking around and go already so we can leave .

by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022

Fiddle Faddle

An object used for whacking off.

So I cant use any fiddle faddles?

by Joe Dimare November 11, 2003