fertinaster

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.

Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Fertigious

The act of being fast and simultaneously furious.

woah there buttface, swinging that bat around is a little fertigious!

by michakuh October 9, 2019

Farting Knights

The Farting Knights are Aarón Amilián and his familia. That's their group name solely for when they play Fortnite.

The Farting Knights are some of the greatest Fortnite players of all time.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021

Feeting

The act of shoving a foot up someone in a sexual manner

E: I’m into feeting
O: that’s so weird

by Mmmmh…daddy~ July 13, 2021

Circle Farting

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.

I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!

by Big Saxy October 28, 2014

Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay

Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt

by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020