To jump off of a chair onto a chick's nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.
by raulbone December 18, 2008

A Nice Canadian who tends to be a bit Too sensitive at times. Great friend and is someone anyone can count on.
by CrazziDude August 19, 2014

A boy with unusual amount of body hair, low self esteem, and 1940 taste in music. Commonly noticed as "that mexican kid"
by RickyBobby9876 January 30, 2015

Fernando Martinez the guy with the huge dick and he is god he’s known as a god. His brothers are dicks to him . People with the name fernando Martinez have asses that are huge. Fernando Martinez gets girls and steals them. Fernando Martinez usually date a Yoselin in there life . He’s known too protecting girls and fight a lot. Fernando Martinez can never get knocked out because they such an incredible anger they destroy things when he has anger he also doesn’t care about people when he’s mad .
by Jacob dash November 1, 2017

Fernando Ramirez is usually the finest man alive !
He usually is a player, but when he finds the only one for him; he is the most amazing boyfriend ever and can be a great amazing father ! If your lucky enough to get to the girlfriend stage with a Fernando cherish him! Because you can lose him quick!! He dose like fat huge rude loud mouth ugly bitches, so if your a wale fall back. He usually has dark brown or black hair, brown eyes, medium height, beautiful perfect lips, great eyebrows and perfect body full of tattoos, and his dick game is like fucking a god !
He usually is a player, but when he finds the only one for him; he is the most amazing boyfriend ever and can be a great amazing father ! If your lucky enough to get to the girlfriend stage with a Fernando cherish him! Because you can lose him quick!! He dose like fat huge rude loud mouth ugly bitches, so if your a wale fall back. He usually has dark brown or black hair, brown eyes, medium height, beautiful perfect lips, great eyebrows and perfect body full of tattoos, and his dick game is like fucking a god !
by Fernandos#1fan March 18, 2022

by jakXIII January 10, 2012

He is weird, some what interesting. When he actually Is himself he's funny but when he tries to impress girls he's boring. Come on if you find one of those things make sure you crush him and smack him cause he's savage.
by Starbuckssssfreakkk June 19, 2016
