rasterbate

To spend to much time on the Internet or the computer turning a whiter shade of pale.

Example of Rasterbate | Go outside every once in a while before your brain starts to rot from too much rasterbating.

by j2p September 24, 2005

fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Fastergated

To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.

Random: What did you do before school?

Guy: I got a quickly

Random: ok that’s enough

Guy: When I fastergated, dannnng that was good, it was sooooo good

Random: stop

by Sussy1469 May 28, 2021

fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.

Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.

by Slime Girl August 10, 2021

Fasturbate

When you masturbate at max speed

When you fasturbate at max speed

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

by soulglider July 21, 2023