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fartiste

n.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.
In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.
by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009
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fartista

n.
An individual who curates fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof films.
Thursday movies at Cafe Venture are presented by Hammad, Master Fartista.
by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009
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Farves

older men tha hit on younger women similar to cougars that hit on young men
girl: "i went to the club last night and was surrounded by a bunch of Farves"
by vadiath October 26, 2010
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farris

to make super conservative; to lame-ify the unlamable.
-Do you wanna go out and get some ass for free from your girlfriend?
-No, I have a 12 point check list I need to accomplish it. Sorry I have to farris guys.
by I live in Ohio June 21, 2006
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fartissimo

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.
The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.
by Haystack October 28, 2015
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faris amirul

Faris amirul is a very charming person. The name itself show honesty. The person to become addicted to something easily.

The person would have a lot of interest in something. He would know everything about what he is interested in. The person usually a loyal person but sucks on how to love.
Faris amirul is a really honest guys. He always tell the truth.
by FTRH January 2, 2017
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Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021
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