Nintendo fanboy

Someone who defends Nintendo as if it was his girlfriend.

A person who does not listen to reason and does not shut up about how great Nintendo is when their are in fact bad things about the system.

Yells and cries and throws a HUGE fuss and probibly writes a ten page temper tantrum when somebody simply writes; "Nintendo sucks".

Thinks he's a badass and tries to put down other consoles by posting a bunch of garbage about PS2, XBOX, PSP, etc. When in fact he has no clue what he's talking about and gets mad when people tell him that.

Tries to convince others that Nintendo is better...which shows that this person has NO life whatsoever.

An all around fucking idiot who deserves to have his internet connection taken away from him forver.

XBOX & PS2 SUCKS! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES LIKE HALO 1 & 2, GTA 3-SA, SILENT HILL 1-4, HALF LIFE 1 & 2, MGS 2 & 3, FINAL FANTASY 7-11, MAX PAYNE 1 & 2, DEVIL MAY CRY, FABLE, FATAL FRAME, DARK CLOUD 1 & 2 AND OTHER GAMES LIKE THAT WHEN NINTENDO'S GAMES ARE 5 TRILLION BILLION MILLION TIMES BETTER! STFU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! GC DOESN'T NEED A DVD PLAYER! DVD PLAYERS SUCK ANYWAYS! WHO CARES ABOUT ONLINE? I DON'T! IF YOU DON'T LIKE NINTENDO, YOU'RE A STUPID FACE!!!

This is all we see when Nintendo fanboys decide to type.

by Death to fanboys January 3, 2005

fagboy

someone who would rather prestige than get up his numbers up. also they make bad decisions and hookup with only grenades.

friend: yo fagboy wanna go to this south party?
fagboy(ryan): cant i just unlocked the AK

by imcrayazay July 25, 2011

DanTDM Fanboys

Little kids that likes watch and comments on DanTDM’s videos and attacks people that hate him.

DanTDM fanboys disliked a guy that said “DanTDM is dumb”.

by TheDeepBlue August 16, 2017

Google Fanboy

A person who believes that all Google products subside any other form of technology. They are mentally convinced that all Apple products are inferior to any Google product. They think that everything about Google screams hipster. They are convinced that Google is the nicest company. They are extremely annoying as they troll every video or post that glorifies an Apple product.

GFB: I hate IOS! It's so un-useful. And it's so unorganized! The only people that like iPhones are hipsters and old people!
A(Apple)FB: Why do you hate everything? You're such a Google Fanboy!

by Chixlegs101 August 25, 2012

useless fanboy

An especially nasty version of the usual fanboy that in addition to being fanatic about a subject is so arrogant about its superiority (or its opposition's inferiority, in many cases) that they'll never budge an inch even if you hit them with a two-ton truck of reasoning against it. As such, they are USELESS in conversations that might involve someone saying (or implying) something negative about the subject they're a fanboy of.

Useless fanboys can be seen everywhere where opinions clash, from brand loyalty to politics. They are the enemy of rational discussion and all those that practice it. Avoid these kinds of people at all costs.

See: console fanboy

Useless Fanboy: Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Depends what you want to use it for.
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Ever had a BSOD?
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
Useless Fanboy: Bite me. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Will you at least concede that Windows has SOME faults?
Useless Fanboy: Nope. MAC SUCKS! WINDOWS FTW!

Republican: You're too liberal!
Democrat: You're too conservative!
Non-voter: This is why I don't vote.
Normal Person: There's no way I can convince any of you that your views may be even partially wrong, is there.
Republican: Hell no! GTFO!
Democrat: Hell no! GTFO!
Non-voter: Hell no! GTFO!

by Maginomicon August 11, 2008

Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.

"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"

by kaceykaso January 29, 2012

fanboy

A fan of a certain thing who will tolerate no criticism of that thing. Most often associated with "nerdy" subjects, especially the video gaming community. Most people are likely to encounter fanboys over the Internet, as the veil of anonymity allows the fanboy to be as aggressive and arrogant as he likes without the possibility of reprisals.

Ordinary, well-adjusted game player: "Good game everyone."

Hulking, stinking, fast-food loving arrogant fanboy: "OMFG YOUR A NOOB LOL I COULD KICK UR ASS UR MOM (etc.)"

by Muttering Master March 7, 2007