faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

fakes

simply dumb ass bitches who think there all that by slapping a pound of makeup on and a low cut Blows with a incredibly padded bra as they like to call it "Boobie contraptions" thus making there face look like a barbie and there tits look like tits and less like ant bites...fakes are often called posers

Jill~"hey do you see that poser over there?"
Jack~"yea she has nice boobs!"

jill~"WHAT BOOBS!!!!!"
Jill -.- "I hate Fakes"

by omgtheresofake October 11, 2011

Fajesus

A term used in shock or anger.

What the fajesus are you doing?! Fajesus John, what are you doing?

by El coyote January 20, 2020

Faces

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

by crudmonkey October 29, 2020

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

FAKES

An organization/community/association consisting of a bunch of weirdos who thinks they're cool and shares stupidly educative stuff to people.

David: "Hey, you see that weird guy over there singing Taylor Swift songs?"
John: "Yeah I heard he's from FAKES. He looks kinda gay ngl."
David: "Yeah I know right. FAKES is such a gay organization smh."

by fortenissium69 December 2, 2021

musical faces

Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.

"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"

by Bonuspointsformonreal January 18, 2016