BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.

That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.

by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010

failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

by failed talking stage June 9, 2022

Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

failbunny

Wrong dutch translation of "faalhaas", but due to the better phonetic sound it is still used.

You're a failbunny!

PHAILBUNNY!!11ONEONE!!ELEVEN!!11!

by }Electrowolf{ June 30, 2009

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

Failer

Algerian slang for flawless being, often used to describe a genius who cannot be fooled who FAILS your attempts to deceive him, or can be used to describe someone who excels in multiple aspects and is extremely handsome .

Mohammad : i finished reading Aristotle's The Nicomachean Ethics, finished Dark Souls with zero deaths, just finished studying and now I'm gonna hit the gym .
Ahmad : you really are a Failer aren't ya' ?

by UltraEdgeMaster79 April 15, 2021