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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. 

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp 

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp
Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp

my favorite dish 

the simplist way to cook a dog if it is young and tender is to roast it. skin the pooch, draw it and split it. rub well with salt and freshly ground black pepper, and a bit of dried sage or thyme. butter well, place on a roasting rack and roast about four inches from the heat, allowing about 12-14 minutes per side for a 10-15 pound dog. brush with butter during the roasting process. serve with home fried potatos and current jelly. a salad will balance the meal nicely.
goes well with baby-shake

Your favorite person#1728

Hi sky if you reading this ily 🥺💖 you are the funniest, hugga-bugga lover out there 😍 im glad your one of my wives 🥺 ilysm i hope you get the rest and goodies ever! 💖😖
Your favorite person#1728 IS MINE BACK OFF GRR *transforms into the omega alpha and growls and snarls at you insects*

The Favorite Theory

The Favorite Theory, is a phenomenon that occurs over a Twitter conversation (typically two people) when one party decides to discontinue the conversation and instead favorite any (and all) responsive tweets.

The Favorite Theory, is carried out in two major ways...

1.) Person Favorites tweet to acknowledge a person, statement or ideological perspective that they do not agree with, without starting or continuing any unnecessary conversation with said person/statement.

2.) Psychologically, people do not want to be viewed as using social media wrongly, so they favorite responsive tweets to not fill other's twitter feed and therefore use social media properly.

Either of these two situations support the Favorite Theory...
Example 1:
You: "It's been about three tweets back and forth now, should I just favorite it?"
Friend: "yeah! support the Favorite Theory dude!"

Example 2:
Friend: "Fucking text Sarah if you want to have a conversation with her, don't do it over twitter!"
You: *Favorites the next Responsive tweet of Sarah's*
You have now supported the Favorite Theory

My favorite porn star 

an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.
(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.

(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.