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African Expert

Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''
Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu

Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.

Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
by MasterJesus771 December 27, 2018
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The Lizzie McGuire Experience

An experience you will have if you do way too much blow and PCP. Causes you to hallucinate and imagine a small animated reflection of yourself to prance around narrating your life.
Last night after a tooth rotting meth episode.
Me: blah, blah, blah BLAH. Blah, blah blah.
Mom: What the fuck IS that? An ant...or something?>
and that's the lizzie mcguire experience
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Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.
Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
by Bobass April 27, 2007
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Expert bs'er

Someone who is good at telling lies. Bs'er (Bullshiter) Who tells a bunch of bullshit and is an expert at it because they do it so much.
"Jack told me you hated me so i dont like you"
"I dont hate you dont believe him....he is just an expert bs'er"
"Ok man. I believe ya"
by ConfusedOK September 3, 2016
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porn star experience

This is activity that is done bareback meaning no condom. Whether it is done oral, anal or vaginal.
She is a true PSE provider. D/D free and willing to do anything. That was the best porn star experience ever.
by Gman2 October 7, 2007
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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle July 28, 2007
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Porn Star Experience

An escort term used to describe an encounter where having sex is the primary objective accompanied with high energy and multiple positions. It can but does not necessarily denote the abscense of protection. Just as each state maintains different regulations on the use of protection, each provider's regulations may also differ.
That escort last night was all porn star experience, straight to fucking, skipped passed all that small chat girlfriend bullshit.
by freakymoney September 6, 2016
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