Existing 

Something none of us should be doing right now

I don't see how you don't get the description, existing is pretty straight forward

Existing by ThatOneKidDrew September 16, 2017

bane of my existence 

noun
something that is of annoyance, disturbance, ect.

minecraft builder: creepers are the bane of my existence
any minecraft player ever: yeah, same

bane of my existence by kawaii~devil September 21, 2019

peak of my existence 

The Peak of Existence is not an actual place due to it having no beginning or end, it is simply a reality compacted full of questions and concepts that explain the meaning of life more as you ascend upward.

This is the peak of my existence, isn't it?

peak of my existence by siennastyles:p March 29, 2021

Exasturbation 

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

Exasturbation by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015

marlena exit 

a quick departure, usually from a party or gathering without many goodbyes. may seem abrupt.

Hey, what happened to Ken?
Oh, he's done a marlena exit, he's gone.

marlena exit by Elaine Maz January 30, 2008

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000 

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000 by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018

what exit? 

Term used in New Jersey to describe one's location in relation to the Garden State Parkway. Equivalent to asking "where?"

When we told Alyssa we were getting a house down the shore, she responded with "what exit?"

what exit? by Princess August 27, 2003