When you are doing a girl from behind in front of a window, have a buddy with similar cock size hiding in the other room. After going at it for a while switch out with him, go around to the window and wave at your girl.
Friend 1: Dude, me and my buddy gave my girlfriend the escape artist last night. You should have seen her face!
Friend 2: HAHAHAHA
Friend 2: HAHAHAHA
by subwayeatfresh91 March 15, 2009
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As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.
Captian to mission control: An Escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. The new waste management system needs more testing.
by CaptinDoodie August 16, 2010
Get the escapee mug.Escape the fate is an AMAZING emocore/metal band.
Current Members:
- Craig(afer) Mabbitt *front man*
-Max(well) Green *bassist/back up screams*
-Robert Ortiz *drummer*
-Bryan "Monte" Money *guitarist/back up vocals*
Former Members
-Ronnie Radke *full time ASSWIPE/ex-frontman*
-Omar Espinosa *guitar...i think*
- Carson Allen * ...the fuck is he?*
Current Members:
- Craig(afer) Mabbitt *front man*
-Max(well) Green *bassist/back up screams*
-Robert Ortiz *drummer*
-Bryan "Monte" Money *guitarist/back up vocals*
Former Members
-Ronnie Radke *full time ASSWIPE/ex-frontman*
-Omar Espinosa *guitar...i think*
- Carson Allen * ...the fuck is he?*
Bob: Dude, escape the fate owns. Craig is amazing.
Bill: Yeah, assholes need to stop giving him so much shit about ronnie cuz he is NOT coming back
Bob: Word dude!
Bill: Yeah, assholes need to stop giving him so much shit about ronnie cuz he is NOT coming back
Bob: Word dude!
by armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon January 23, 2010
Get the Escape The Fate mug.Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
by Punkhead June 7, 2005
Get the escape mug.The act of grabbing or groping a girls boobs and then running like mad before a girl realizes what happened.
Guy 1: "Man, look at those boobs, they look touch-alicious"
Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"
Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"
by moklein October 4, 2011
Get the Rape and Escape mug.(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."
Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017
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