A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).
That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:
For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.
For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.
For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.
For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.
Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".
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Get the worst pain ever mug.It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early irish novel ... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue---severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is intresting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally ... You can actually watch your self behaving in this terrible way, but you cant control it. A total body drug. The mind recoils horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column.
You approach the turnstiles leading into the circus circus and you know that when you get there, you have to give the man 2 dollars or he wont let you in. But when you get there everything goes wrong: you misjudge the distance to the turnstile and slam against it, bounce off and grab hold of an old woman to keep from falling, some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: Whats happening here? Whats going on? Then you hear your self mumbling: "Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... born? Get sheep over side... woman and children to armoured car... orders from captain Zeep. Ether is the perfect drug for las vegas. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside.
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"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
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