Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Emergency cock

Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.

I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.

by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022

Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

emergency girlfriend

A pure hookup after a long sexless drought.

Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.

by Overtheunder September 20, 2016

Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 5, 2009

Indoor Emergency

An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.

2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

National Emergency

Two very big words.

"I am officially declaring a National Emergency."

by BootyWarrior99 March 13, 2020