Elephant penis

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).

Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.

by Starknight97 December 24, 2008

Elephant

When a man tucks his own penis into his own butthole.

Hey Jeremy, what are you doing for Columbus Day? "Oh not much, gonna put on the new Coldplay album and give myself an elephant."

by Jimmy Feix July 11, 2014

elephant

When you pull your pockets and cock out.

(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005

elephant toe

Big, fat bitches pussy lips, while smashed into tight spandex

I hear that monstrous bitches have been known to eat with their toes!

by Funksdman July 22, 2003

the baby elephant

when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant

I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.

by greenthumbs December 8, 2009

one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

by Luiggi April 28, 2008

elephant mans hat

a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in

i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat

by big dean July 24, 2009