by sloppymashies July 20, 2020
by poisonberries December 02, 2021
An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:
Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?
Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..
Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!
Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!
Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!
Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?
Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..
Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!
Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!
Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!
Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
by PureEvilOne February 04, 2011
When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 05, 2022
Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.
I am a dysfunctional creative.
by dysf October 01, 2020
noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 January 10, 2016