Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Dumbe

A word used to describe a useless apprentice that needs to be sacked

Dumbe dylan

by Dumbe November 3, 2020

dumbelton

A legend amongst men, a hero to all, the pinnacle of human evolution. A member of the Dumbelton clan is someone truly mighty. They are strong, exceptionally clever, immense athletes and modest.

Person 1: “oh my good look, there is Dumbelton! I want to be them, I kneel before their mighty presence”
Person 2: “Us mere mortals can but dream to be associated with their godly prowess”

by BlackCoffeeForTheWin January 7, 2021

dumbeldorkie

dumbeldorkie is an vsp (videostar paid) editor. she loves the dsmp (dream smp) and harry potter. she has 1400 followers and she can edit awesome. but shes kinda overrated.

“did you hear about dumbeldorkie? the overrated editor?”

by byeeeeeeeeeeeexddddduwuuwusuwu May 16, 2021

dumbxssdemigirl

A tiktok creator , who is actually pretty funny. Surprised they arent famous!

Hey have you seen dumbxssdemigirl's video? I almost shit myself!

by 13638363719182737364 July 24, 2021

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Dumbest Shit Out There

Luka Travers from Scarlet Nexus

"Hey have you heard of the dumbest shit out there"
"oh are you talking about Luka Travers?"

by sannnnnns September 15, 2021