dumblessly

When you forget what to say during your presentation and start bullshitting words

Sometimes we walk around dumblessly, not knowing whats happening

by simysimsim June 12, 2014

Dumbledeuce

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.

"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"

by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike July 7, 2014

Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.

Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.

by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019

cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

Crabby dabbler

A person infested with with pubic lice or in manc speak sidewiders

That marks a right crabby dabbler he gave our kid sidewinders

by SMUSHKITTEN September 5, 2018

Flubber Dubber

Different name for comdom.

Daddy did u bring protection, yep I brought the Flubber Dubber

by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011