doucheyness

The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.

Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.

by ByMyLastBreath March 13, 2008

douchenipple

A derogatory term used to describe any individual who proves to be exceedingly stupid or obnoxious.

If you would stop being such a douchenipple, maybe we could get this project done.

by Trennen August 25, 2011

douchenheimer

the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag.

Person 1: You suck at life.
Person 2: Douchenheimer!!

example: Gerry Kordon

by Joel D. February 3, 2005

douchenizzle

The ebonic form of saying douchebag. Just as bad as douchebag....but with a izzle added.

See that guy? He thinks hes hip hop...but what he really is is a douchenizzle.

by The Pizza Boy July 3, 2005

Douchesnozzle

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.

Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag

by White[db] October 5, 2009

douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.

That guy was such a douchenozzle

by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012

douchemonger

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

by so not andrew May 10, 2009