dork

a penis , or rubber penis, as in a dildo, a verb to screw or have sex

ur such a dork,(ur such a dildo)
to screw: i caught her dorkin my brother

by darklament January 09, 2008

dork

A whale's penis
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yes klllklkllk

Stop being such a freaking DORK!
She can't help being a whales dick

by Romeo.Killed.Juliet April 14, 2008

dork

n.

-a short white man that dresses up as a power ranger and fights with Japanese/Korean/Chinese/Taiwanese women.

Tammy- That Zach, he's such a dork.
Angie- Yeah but he looks so cute in that pink ranger outfit. Look at his tights!
Tammy- Too bad that Japanese lady's kickin his ass.
Angie- At least it's a cute ass.

by Ambiguosity77 June 27, 2010

dork

A dork is someone who farts in the bathtub and watches the bubbles come up.

Oh gross! What a dork! Get out of here!

by bjork March 04, 2005

Dork

A person who involves themselves in geeky/nerdy activities very seldom and admires geeky/nerdy people, but isn't a geek or nerd themselves.

I have a dorky friend who comes to conventions with me every few years... but I'm a nerd, so I go every year and find every comic con, anime con, you name it. I'm there. But not dorks.. dorks don't do that.. dorks are posers who like to pretend their nerdy and geeky.

by ViscountDevil June 25, 2015

dork

someone thats:
a loser
clumsy
stupid
has no common sense
... you should get the idea

You can be a total dork at times..

by Dawn June 15, 2002

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 27, 2002