Dingle Doodoo

Considerably larger than it's counterpart, the 'Dingle Berry', the Dingle Doodoo is a turd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your asshole. Quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. Treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. It can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.
"I'm sorry I'm two hours late for work but I had to extract a Dingle Doodoo."
by John The Kook April 28, 2010
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doodoo head

a stinking lousy filthy mouthed "kimmelricker", a doodoo head will screw up your website, your life, your television's remote and anything else IT can find.
Dammit, there's a doodoo head over there and it looks just like a kimmelricker!

Get your hands off my kimmelricker, you doodoo head!
by Irene P. Flurgitz March 23, 2007
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Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
by s7l February 26, 2012
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straight doodoo

a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.
You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO
by Lil'paw September 13, 2018
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This game doodoo

Typically used. When you die in a game such as fortnite

From a twitch streamer
by Blackberd January 24, 2019
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doodoo lube

A man's booty residue and lube mixed together while his hole is stroked.
Homies booty was nice and musty and made that doodoo lube
by OriginalFreakyTop November 26, 2017
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doodoo girls

the definition of a doodoo girls is if yo name is ashley and you think you hard and yo hair dont even fit in a pony-tail.yo boii friend be clamin all these hoods and he really dnt know wht he is talkin bout you never matchin and all ways hatin on fly girls you still rollin in a 1984 toyota and got 20's rimes on it (your a doodoo girl).you go to the bridge wit a group of friends and cant see the movie cuz u to young so you stuck there (your a doodoo girl)if you got a ghetto name and you got more than 3 piercings your a (doodoo girl) if you think you rockin some pastrys that you got from someone that was selling them for 20$ your a(doodoo girl) if you still walkin around wit a chirp and saying where you at?you a (doodoo girl)if you from any kind of girl click that no one knows anything about your a (doodoo girl)if you still walkin around wit some platic shoes you a (doodoo girl)if you still listening to this is why im hot you a (doodoo girl)if you come to school wit a blue uniform or any other color yo uniform and you wearin black blazers wit red shoe strings you a (doodoo girl)if you still listening to you a jerk you a (doodoo girl)if you got two diffrent color weaves in yo head you a (doodoo girl) if you put to much jel in yo head you a (doodoo girl)if you go to a store wit pj's on you a (doodoo girl)if you say stupid stuff and laugh at your own jokes your a (doodoo girl)if you still watchin tyler perry 2004 plays you a (doodoo girl)if you wear the same skinnys every time you go to a party u a (doodoo girl)if you steady talkin bout people but yo hair go to yo neck you a (doodoo girl)if you and yo best friends all dated the same boy you a (doodoo girl)if you wear swap meet fake gold chains you a (doodoo girl
1)YOU A DOODOO GIRL BYE THINKIN YOU DA ___ BUT YO HAIR GO TO YO NECK AND YOU AND YO FRIENDS SHARED THE SAME BOY FRIEND BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME YOU A (DOODOO GIRLS)
by tmtm123 May 25, 2009
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