do-i-rrhea

N. Do I have diarrhea? The moment you go to the bathroom thinking you only need to do a #1 but quickly understand this is going to be a saucy #2

I just came back from the restroom at this fine establishment where I had a bad case of do-I-rrhea.

by J&L2014 April 17, 2021

Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

by Johnny445 August 30, 2010

How do I make a guy forgive me

Suck his dick

Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick

by oops i did it again xxx July 14, 2021

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

by Bitchempress June 17, 2018

do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022

Do I internet?

This is the common phrase used to answer many different questions, it's an obvious yes for general internet users.

Geekz, geeze.

Girl: Have you seen pirates?
Guy: Do I internet?
Girl: Duh.

by callmehcrazeh101 August 21, 2006

how much do I owe ya

A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.

You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*

by PoopyPoo December 5, 2004