ditto bug

A term used by IT people to reassure a user that they know what the problem is when they really don't.

Used frequently on bad systems/admins that have plenty of un-registered bugs, to go to the boss and talk about only "one" problem.

- Why does this intra-net crash so much on Mondays?
- That would be the well known ditto bug.

by Pachanka May 27, 2008

ditoris

A penis shaped and sized, woman's clitouris

Man, I'm telling you her ditoris was as big as my dick.

Smitty said her ditoris looked like a little smokey!

Dylan S. exclaimed, " Her ditoris was big enough to make some men jealous!"

by T.H.224 December 13, 2014

Ditzel

A little, tiny wound.

"Did you see all of those ditzels over Susan's legs? She must be a picker."

by drippygo4s April 28, 2015

Ditzy

This word "Ditzy" is often used as a way to negetivley called a blonde haired women (typically blonde haired) stupid or not in tune with the world

That hot chick at the bar is so Ditzy

There was this one girl in my science class last year who was as ditzy as a blonde

Simply Jessica Simpson

by Jer-Hey!!! December 21, 2008

Ditto

When a guys feels like sh*t and really wants to apologize to someone very special but has no idea how to do it.

Guy: Im an idiot please forgive me?

Girl: Whatever...

Guy:DITTO?

Girl: OK but don't you dare break my heart again!

by Mr holloway August 20, 2013

dizzown

When dadz dizz-own their kidz, usually for being inadequate.

Man, when I came outta the closet my pops dizzowned me.

by tomtomclub May 17, 2011

Ditto

Means "I love you"

It's not as cool as "As You Wish" but it's nice for those who know.

In the movie Ghost Demi Moore says, " I love you"
and Patrick Swayze says "Ditto." ... he means " I love you too."

by Root Beer Dave January 5, 2013