dusting

A term Midwesterners use to describe the amount of snow that has fallen on the ground, when that amount is less than fourteen feet.

"That blizzard gave us a real dusting."

by Dr. Worm February 4, 2004

disingenious

Expertly produced ideas or plans, that are profoundly self-defeating. (Please do not confuse this with disingenuous.)

Alan Greenspan's seemingly brilliant attempts to prop up the market were disingenious at best.

by Creepy Gnome October 21, 2009

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crop Dusting

When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.

Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.

by Che Grenada May 17, 2011

distinct

distinct: noticeably different

In part because of geographical differences, distinct regional lifestyles developed.

by asdfasdfsadfsadf January 25, 2018

distinctify

A word, which is not actually a word, that idiots think works just as well as Distinguish

"Its so hard to distinctify between the real word, Distinguish, and the fake mash-up of a bunch of other words, Distinctify."

by wannabedumbass May 4, 2010