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diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"
by sexism PhD March 29, 2020
mugGet the diss theorymug.

Diss

diss: Diss, Roast short for disrespect. To roast.
RiceGum just dropped a new diss track on Leafy
by DictionTerry January 15, 2017
mugGet the Dissmug.

Diss kordiya

usually used for saying that somebody got dissed but in a Bengali accent
after one of your friends roasted you to ashes "omg diss kordiya😧"
by phishh December 26, 2023
mugGet the Diss kordiyamug.

Diss War

A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.
yo bro wanna have a diss war?
by dumbnigga23 December 4, 2023
mugGet the Diss Warmug.

disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.
Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.
by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020
mugGet the dissemug.

dissed

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here
by lkdkenenrjrnt November 13, 2021
mugGet the dissedmug.

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