dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

Dingle Dick

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!

I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!

by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011

dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin

look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny

by jessica April 28, 2004

Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is a the unit of measuring for goofy ahh names.

Quandale Dingle holds the record ass goofiest ahh name, holding 1006 Quandale

Dingles.

Quandavious rickelsniffer holds 200 Quandale Dingles.

by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. March 8, 2022

dickless tracy

A female police officer.

Wez got a dickless tracy tryin to pull us over.

by David Brown November 28, 2003

dingle pringle

An idiot; A fool

Tommy is a dingle pringle

by John Winkle April 26, 2014

Dinklestien

people who are violently addicted to risk of rain.

Oh that zane! He is such a little dinklestien.

by dinklestien September 17, 2021