butt diddler

Someone who likes to put their finger in their or anothers anus and enjoys it.

He's a butt diddler because he enjoyed doing that to you.

by Emdawg777 July 12, 2011

Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

P. Diddiot

a. The current CEO of Bad Boy Records known to be the first person ever to buy a YouTube channel (even though they're free).

b. Any person who believes they are more than they really are.

c. Any person who capitalizes off another person's misery.

George W. Bush is a P. Diddiot!

Did you watch the Grammys? Britney Spears looked P. Diddified!

What's your problem! Are you a P. Diddiot or something?

Did you actually mean to wear that? You look like a P. Diddiot!

by A.P. Martin March 5, 2009

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

diddly bop

A form of marching used by special people when moving to and from the mess. Mainly by Larkins and Crow. Comes in varients of quick, slow and medium paced diddly bop

"Corporal I'm on a no marching chit....
"Well just do a quick diddly bop up to the mess"

Check halt.... Quick diddly bop

by samboz December 17, 2011

diddlydoo

A bit crazy

After last night, he/she went a bit diddlydoo post-hangover.

by MBTW January 30, 2020