happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

Dicksgiving

It is a special holiday in which one seeks out all able bodied ladies that they can give their dicks to. Weekend of heightened pussy-chasin, tomfoolery, and questionable decisions are in fact mandatory. This holiday usually takes place before and or after Thanksgiving.

Girl 1: I don't know if I should sleep with this guy.
Girl 2: Of course you should its Dicksgiving.

by Mooselodge123 September 4, 2014

basket of dicks

A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)

Sara, you can come over but please don't bring your basket of dicks with you.

by Myles R. February 23, 2008

battle dicks

A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.

Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"

by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

chicks with dicks

The word says it all. Females with cocks. They could have both reproductive organs (see hermaphrodite) or they could just look like a chick and really be a dude.

"Wow, that chick looks to hot to be true."
"Yeah, she's probably got a dick."

by Erwin May 29, 2004

eat all dicks

Variation on eat a bag of dicks and eat all the dicks

An expression of outrage at another.

After Fox sued Warner Bros to try and get Watchmen canceled, everyone invited them to eat all dicks.

by LongRanger2 January 23, 2009