Derich

Derich is insatiable, funny, outgoing and well versed. Talents with speech, theatrics, physical dynamic and comedic timing are intrinsic to his personality and add leverage to his already ever-growing charm. Despite particular neurotic character points, Derich's wonderful nature outshines his flaws. His commitment to family, happiness and success are well known within his close-knit circle of friends; thus, allowing him to attract the nicest, most sincere types of people as friends. Derich is a constant problem solver, which can sometimes overshadow the need for his support or understanding, however the affection and love he's capable of is something that should be written into history books. Derich is fun-loving, fresh, dynamic and amazing.

"Yeah, that's interesting. Did you see what Derich did, though?"

"Whoa, who's that charming guy? Derich? Well I'll be..."

by CypressIyago December 23, 2011

anti-gypsy device

An effective and potent weapon. A bat, gun, knife, sword, stick, axe, rock, etc. to dispatch gypsies when meeting face to face. Always carry one when in Europe.

I shot the gypsy with an anti-gypsy device, my pistol.

by Adam H September 2, 2008

Oil Derrick

You have the woman on the bed face down ass in the air. Then you stand over her with your legs spread and go up and down like an oil derrick.

Man Erik was riding her like an oil derrick. I am surprised he didn't strike oil.

by namrotom August 21, 2009

marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

device

A line of shit told to gullible dumb asses.

“He'll spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get Mexico to pay for it. But it was a great campaign device.” -- Newt Gingrich

by Expat Chronicles November 16, 2016

Dooms Day Device

The fictional device that the Russians had in Dr. Strangelove that would automatically set off if the USA ever attacked the Soviet Union. It's detination would destroy the entire world. The reasoning was that it was a whole lot cheaper to make it and threaten the world then try to keep up in Arms Race, Space Race and Peace Race against the USA.

It's a Dooms Day Device, able to blow up the entire world with jsut a flick of a switch.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Oriental Viewing Device

A more socially acceptable way to refer to one's Japs eye

"Oops I seem to have a pubic hair stuck in my oriental viewing device!"

"Oh well never mind"

by deemo7 June 17, 2009