chunk deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and deuce

I'm out, chunk deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

deucebooking

The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.

The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.

Person 1: Where's so-and-so?

Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.

Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.

by chuck515 August 25, 2010

juice deuce

diarrhea. Getting diarrhea. (drop a deuce)

After eating taco bell I sat down for a massive juice deuce.

by Laxattaks November 29, 2007

tres-deuce

32 oz container of beer.

Pass me another tres-deuce of Bud, I'm gettin' wasted tonight.

by wafflesforlife January 11, 2009

tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

by s8n69 May 18, 2009

chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006