Dance with the deer

Having one or two or three or too many shots of the German drink Jägermeister. Generally you do silly things, sometimes including dancing or simply falling over.

To dance with the deer is fun.
Dancing with the deer is fun that night till you get awoken by the deer's hoof in your head the next day.
I danced with the deer last night.

by Mb500 March 2, 2009

Roblox Online daters

cool

roblox online daters… these people are mostly like 7-15 they would also play games like meepcity also online dating is dangerous VERY. dangerous these people would play a lot of condo games and when ever their “favorite” game gets deleted they are mostly likely to cry thus rage cause they wanted to fuck a pixel forever oh yeah when I was very young when this happened like in 2015 i think? Maybe 2016 idk. apparently I was playing this game it was like a roleplay game and this weird girl would follow me everywhere, anyway if you see a Oder and the girl says “I’m 13” and the guys says his real age annoy him if he lies his age and says his age is 14 get him in a discord call if he’s actually 14 trash talk him and shit if he mutes then he’s about 43 years old and if he declined the call make him leave. if you can’t get him to leave try to tell other robloxians to annoy him with you or you’re friends anyway thats it I’m out of ideas bye hope you hated my shit thing byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by OWP2 September 8, 2021

deer

a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.

by Nickaliszious January 1, 2009

Brown Deer

broun deer
-noun

The only suburb of Milwaukee with a 1:1 ratio of blacks and whites. Has a bowling alley, Salvation Army. The site for the PGA tour (in the aptly named Brown Deer Park).

Also known as: Brown Dizzle, BD-Town, The Village

"I live in Brown Deer. White people and black people do too"

by heirloomination February 24, 2009

deerfoot

1. When a woman's vagina is fat and the lips of the labia and swollen or fatter than usual, and one can see through clothing..ie. spandex,underwear

2. Camel Toe

1. a) Bitch show me that deerfoot. b)What is that? A booty in the front ?

2. Damn look at that beezy's deerfoot.

by saavage October 11, 2005

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

Deer foot

1. A huge clitorus.

"That skeeza had the biggest deer foot I ever seen"

by Smoove Nutz March 19, 2006