An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.
This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020
Get the Dense Cabbagemug. A term used to describe the breasts of a woman. Term means breasts that are dense, not flappy, and support themselves.
Bob: Shit dude! How'd fucking Jesse go last night?
Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.
Joe: Damn bro, it was hot. She had such dense breasts.
by OhShiit December 20, 2016
Get the Dense Breastsmug. 1)Dense means that something/someone is heavy/thick. For example, oil is less dense than water, so it floats on the top.
2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.
2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.
Teacher: Oil is lighter than water so it floats on the top! Can someone give me an example of something dense?
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.
by Person82 May 31, 2021
Get the Densemug.