Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

denate

To simultaneously deny and negate something. This contraction is commonly used when intoxicated.

(During a heated foosball game...) "I'm totally going to DENATE that goal!"

by FoosMan80 April 22, 2011

Dender

A Dender is a male whore who is usually an escort by day and barback (who likes it bareback) by night. Denders can typically be seen driving trucks, and offering roofie-colodas to minors. Denders are usually very eclectic in their musical selection, but not too selective about their prey.

"Shes going home with him?"
"Hes such a Dender..."

by sweetits09 March 2, 2009

Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion

Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.

"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"

by Falls Penn February 26, 2007

Dender

When a man or women has a sex-change and become gay or lesbian.

My boyfriend is a dender <3

by BobbySdfsfgdszx April 30, 2011

dental rush

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.

Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.

by amatwiedle September 23, 2013

nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008