After Ricky was caught with CP on his comp, he decided to cover his tracks as best he could, which was to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 14, 2009
PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.
by the_aenima July 17, 2010
to receive pictures of nude girls via Kik, tinder, text, or any other messaging service and then to masturbate to those pictures. After masturbating the person will delete the pictures.
Guy 1: Hey man did you get those pics from sarah last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I hit a beat and delete session afterwards.
Guy 2: yeah man, I hit a beat and delete session afterwards.
by beat master August 28, 2014
A phrase that when said by a friend makes you obligated to finish your drink as fast as possible. Also used to describe someone drinking a drink super fast.
by Cmanator April 15, 2019
1. A social meme for when someone says or does something so embarrassing or inappropriate that they should just close their account and go away in shame.
2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.
2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.
Hil: Darn those FOIA requests just keep coming. At this rate people are going to find out about www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401781313/clinton-foundation-linked-to-russian-effort-to-buy-uranium-company and who knows what else.
Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.
Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.
by swag-wager June 10, 2016
How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.
by Ms. Yaweh April 28, 2006
by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005