default bitch

1) Someone who unfortunately is always around you AND acts particularly prickly or like a bitch all day long. You have to put up with them because they have no were to be or because of power dynamics (ie. supervisor/manager, friend’s partner etc.).

2) Somone who is your standard go to bitch. They take everyones shit all day long.

Coworker 1: “Damn she’s a bitch I can’t wait for her to leave”.

Coworker 2: “Who? Becky?”

Coworker 1: “YES! Becky duh who else!!!!”

Coworker 2: “….Oh yes….the default bitch”

OR

Coworker 1: "I'm not sending all those faxes"
Coworker 2: "Ask the default bitch to send the faxes"

by SanDreeeezy May 4, 2010

default friends

friends you have to hang out with if your normal friends aren't around

Me: Sorry gotta go the gangs here.
Default Friends: What the hell I thought we were hanging out!
Me: No way, you guys are just my default friends.

by KingOfD September 6, 2010

default country

The phenomenon of online communities, where most people think that everyone comes from one country. Or do not know about the existence of other countries due to ignorance or lack of education.

Same as default city, but at larger scale.

-Where I can find a decent gardening shop?
-I know one in Austin
Australian-Where in the world is Austin? Is it far from Melbourne?

-In default country

by dildo777 February 6, 2021

Default Dance

When a no skin on Fortnite does there one and only dance

person 1: dude, look at that no skin do his shitty dance
person 2: *default dance

by xander0 July 23, 2018

Default Man

To be "default man" is to be excruciatingly average and bland in every possible way.

The original "Default Man":
http://www.myspace.com/petorian

by Jacob Tyo August 4, 2008

Default

A proffetional at putting on tampons.

Joe: Hey did you see Gerardo putting on tampons yesterday?

Ray: Yeah, hes now a DEFAULT.

by GianoSchoo February 22, 2009

strategic friendship default

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."

by taylork79 July 15, 2010