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deez by The Dark Slasher May 11, 2026
Deez Nuts 2016
A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot
The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.
Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
deez nuts
A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
deez nutz
A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:
1) The classics. You may need to say these quickly or mumble them so people don't realize you're trying to catch them.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"
You: "DEEZ NUTZ!"
2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"
3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"
4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
Examples:
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.
To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.
I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"
You: "DEEZ NUTZ!"
2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"
3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"
4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
Examples:
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.
To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.
I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.
deez nuts
A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.
deez nutz
a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!
this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!
this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.
deez nutz by the drizzle/epic May 7, 2004
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