decaffeitated

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

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by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.

4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"

by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013

deafblindness

Someone who is both deaf and blind. Helen Keller was a famous deafblind person.

That person can't see or hear! They are deafblind! deafblindness Helen Keller hearing vision communication

by Deamklox October 23, 2014

Deaf Language

The language that deaf people speak

Person 1: Oh so you speak Deaf Language?
Deaf 1: jkalkjasfhgkashgjahsfvjhasjjbvaksdfbgasj
Person 1: YOOOO WHAT NO WAY!!!
Person 2: tf that nigga say?

by better qwintuples December 5, 2020

Deafhunttins

Deaf hunter who eat bacon and maple beans from a tin

Hey son look there’s a deafhunttins

by Brave rly Hills June 4, 2021

Deafazz

When you slap the absolute hearing out of their ear

Yo why you slap me so hard

I just gave u a Deafazz

by The dreasgth February 16, 2022

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022