tax deduction

A name for annoying children, generally in an urban setting where they are not generally tolerated.

Take your filthy little tax deductions out of Manhattan and back to Jersey where they belong.

by tolstoy November 2, 2007

wkwax deception

wkwax sharing the dumbest possible opinion and trying to make people beleive him

zryab was a survived victim of wkwax deception

by wkwax September 9, 2022

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

DEDICOCTION

the mixture of a dedication to something,and concoction of cock, or another form of genitalia

dude, this chick loves being a slut...look at the way she works the cock and balls....thats dedicoction

by xPORKxSODAx March 4, 2011

angle deceptions

Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.

This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions

by spectralux July 22, 2011

deceptionated

1.) The process or state of being pissed off after being deceived.

2.) When you have been royally fucked over by some dike or fag!

Whenever you see a lamp, and the motherfucker is $42 but in reality, it's only worth $5, then you have been deceptionated!

Also: see when you find a really hot bitch somewhere, and you find out she loves the puss!

by Bubba Gump and Sean Coxmen August 8, 2006