Dangled Up

A variation of "Hooked Up" which has many meanings, such as the act of being provided with a good or service, something that is of good quality, or a sexual escapade.

Dangle me up with some Newport Menthol Cigarettes.

Damn, that Boat is Dangled Up.

Look at the tits on her, I'd Dangle her up.

by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth IV September 3, 2007

dangleberries

dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets

Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.

by Christank February 18, 2004

dangler

1. A clitoris above average in length.
2. A woman who has a lengthy clitoris.

"Man, that guy's mom's such a dangler. I saw her clit when she wore that green skirt."

by Rupert Gehmlich July 23, 2006

dangle dance

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.

I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.

by Matt-money December 27, 2005

danglemeister

A danglemeister is someone whome by encroaching upon a dangleberry is a master of the art of having a dangleberry. They may shart themselves and therefor create a dangleberry with ease.

Dogs are danglemeisters because they create dangleberrys with ease.

by alejandro14 March 8, 2011

Darwin Dangle

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.

Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.

by DangleSighter September 11, 2011

Dinglez

Common midwestern net parlance, dinglez (or teh dinglez, properly) is a multifaceted word, which has a malleable meaning depending on usage and inflection of the individual uttering or typing the word. Most common intended use for the word would be a declaration of happiness, or a seal of approval being stamped upon something (ie the shit, awesome)- whether truthfully or facetiously.

Did you hear about the store on the corner selling Mickey's grenades now? That shit is teh dinglez.
Hey, Chase! Your hair makes me think one thing... dinglezLOL.

by dankpelt September 13, 2008