One of the most funnest girls to be around. She is very funny. And really cute. She is , may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when she's around her friends, she's hilarious. Dané 's always have a nice bodies , and wont push guys too much. Dané 's are just like amazing and awsome!
Boy 1: Hey where were you last night?
Boy 2: With a Dané
Boy1: Really?
Boy2: Yeah, she is amazing! You have to find a Danè they're the greatest!
Boy 2: With a Dané
Boy1: Really?
Boy2: Yeah, she is amazing! You have to find a Danè they're the greatest!
by Dané November 23, 2021
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1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014
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Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*
by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010
Get the Dane Stair mug.To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.
Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.
This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.
This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010
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also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well
also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well
"who is that unit with the ball?"
"thats dane swan again"
"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"
"yeah well it is against port adelaide"
"thats dane swan again"
"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"
"yeah well it is against port adelaide"
by swanny2011 October 10, 2011
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Known to live in the great suburbs in the Philippines, he has excelled not only in the physical realm, but also in the Immaterium, where only psykers and Dane himself are able to withstand and control. This has been proven in one of his Adventure logs, "The Old Ones", where Dane is seen fighting with psykers, known as The Old Ones, in a vast realm they only described as the Immaterium.
Loved by many, adored by all, and hated by oh so few, Dane is described as the greatest person in the world.
In short: Dane Enerio is awesome.
Known to live in the great suburbs in the Philippines, he has excelled not only in the physical realm, but also in the Immaterium, where only psykers and Dane himself are able to withstand and control. This has been proven in one of his Adventure logs, "The Old Ones", where Dane is seen fighting with psykers, known as The Old Ones, in a vast realm they only described as the Immaterium.
Loved by many, adored by all, and hated by oh so few, Dane is described as the greatest person in the world.
In short: Dane Enerio is awesome.
Dane Enerio: Hey, have you watched Kick Ass yet?
Random Person: HEY! IT'S DANE ENERIO! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?
Dane Enerio: *sigh* Not another fan.....
Random Person: HEY! IT'S DANE ENERIO! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?
Dane Enerio: *sigh* Not another fan.....
by Necrontyr April 25, 2010
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Last night I was watching a porno with Dane Cross and Faye Reagan and I spilled my babies all over the brand new couch. My mom is going to kill me.
by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010
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