depressed submarine

a stupid fat ugly person who eats to much and i is a stupid moo cow and eats frosted mini ilogluus and likes to make bean farts as load as a jet engine

the stupid depressed submarine ate so much she exploded with a loud boom.

depressed submarine ate a entire maoneese (fried foot ball.) mao fried footbal cudasy of my friend

by jasonthrowsup December 11, 2003

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it

You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.

by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017

depressed andrew

Usually very depressed about litttle things but all of it adds up

Wow...Look at depressed andrew

by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017

depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018