Cycloped

Cycloped is a surgical cosmetic procedure which removes one and centres the remaining eye to the centre of the face.

George chose to have his left eye removed when he asked Professor Si Klopp to perform the Cycloped cosmetic surgery.

by Markusmcb May 27, 2018

Cycloptometry

Cycloptometry is a division of Optometry which examines and focuses on the treatment of people with only one eye. It looks after people who were either born with one eye, lost an eye or chose to have an eye surgically removed with the Cycloped cosmetic procedure.

After having an eye cosmetically removed with the Cycloped procedure John experienced some blurred vision and needed to seek the advice of an expert in Cycloptometry.

by Markusmcb May 27, 2018

cyclopgasm

When the dopamine hit is so high, you become an X-Man.

My man went to town so fast, he had a cyclopgasm.

by Turboman99 May 23, 2022

Cyclopath

A person who is fanatical about cycling

Going from lands end to John o groats by bike was on his bucket list he’s a cyclopath

by anonymous June 15, 2022

Cyclopath

A person on a pushbike who smashes wing mirrors off cars, shouts at motorists even when they're in the wrong.

After telling off a cyclist for going through a red light, he turned around and shouted obscenities at me... Stupid cyclopath

by Ericsean July 23, 2022

Cyclophotocoagulation

A laser treatment which targets and alters the ciliary processes of the eye.

“Hey, my eye is going blurry, wanna go have cyclophotocoagulation?”
“John, we buried you 6 years ago, you died from eye cancer. Why do you keep coming back?”

by Parasympathomimetics September 11, 2022

Cyclophotocoagulation

A treatment where a laser targets and alters the ciliary processes of the eye.

John: “Dad, my eye is kinda blurry, can I go get cyclophotocoagulation treatment?”
Mom: “John, I buried you with your dad 6 years ago after both of you died from a car accident. Why do you keep coming back?”

by Parasympathomimetics September 14, 2022