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cubic zirconia

A diamond-like synthetic stone. It is a bad idea to buy an engagement ring with one of these without informing your significant other. Such an action is considered acceptable grounds for divorice.
Mirna left him standing at the alter because she learned her "diamond" ring was actually cubic zirconia.
by Theonegirl August 25, 2007
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Cubical Suicide

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).
Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".
by torileeo May 6, 2009
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cubilingus

What the middle-aged heterosexual male mind gets an image of when observing two or more hot young women sharing a single cubicle in the overcrowded office.
As Gregg approched the cubicle that the three young summer interns were sharing, steamy thoughts of cubilingus filled his brain and caused him to forget what he why he was headed to their workspace to begin with.
by Surlygirl July 28, 2006
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cubiculture

The terms and other manifestations of human interaction used exclusively in the collective corporate environment.

Similar to the definition of culture in that it describes the social institutions of a particular group of people; in this case, those who work in and around cubicles or in a traditional corporate setting.
Cubiculture manifests itself in such terms such as:
"How's your bandwidth?"
"We have some things coming down the pipeline."
"What's on your plate today?"

A very apt depiction of cubiculture can be found in the movie "Office Space":
"He's got a case of the Monday's"
"Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!"
by Ian White September 12, 2008
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Cubicaltraz

Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.
When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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cubicall

A sexy or private phone call from a cubicle that requires whispering so other cubists and cubicle persons don't earjack your call.
R - "Why are you whispering?"
B - "I'm at work in my cubicle. This is a cubicall."
R - "Your breathy voice sounds sexy talking like this."
by Harperspfx January 2, 2009
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Cubicleitis

Rare disease first diagnosed by doctors in the 1980’s. Symptoms: paranoid twitches and shoulder bruises from being snuck up on and tapped while sitting the cubicle. Only 24 known cases to date have been diagnosed.
That poor guy must have cubicleitis...look at his twitching...looks scared to death. Can't be a healthy work environment in that cubicle.
by nrdf May 5, 2009
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