Purple crocodiles

A metaphor for raw lust.

Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.

by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011

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Cock Crocodile

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.

Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.

by jdrewn3 October 11, 2019

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desk crocodile

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”

by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

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Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.

Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)

by Woofa August 30, 2012

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